Perhaps a Mitsubishi Eclipse isn't so bad after all

Perhaps a Mitsubishi Eclipse isn't so bad after all. If Milan win the scudetto, and I repeat, "if", you can look at this Milan-Udinese match as the most important turning point of the season.
? We'll go with the Eclipse
Up until the entrance of the now immortal balon d'or candidate Maxi Lopez in the second half, everything was going astray for the rossonero outfit. A slow, lumbering midfield lacking ideas, a seemingly incoherent attack, whose lack of chemistry was alarming. And finally, the venerable coach Allegri, once again with that befuddled look on the sidelines that drives us to make these following cheap nike air max /questions: Is he even breathing? Is he in a coma? Why hasn't he blinked in 15 minutes. Does he know the game ends in five minutes and we need a new striker on?
I joked that there was a release clause in section II of Maxi Lopez's contract which forbade him from scoring goals -- boy, was I wrong. The blonde hitman partnered with Stephan El-Plucked Eyebrows to form the most atrocious hair duet in modern football. However, the two mohawks aligned to form the unlikeliest of chemical combustions, causing a seismic wave to sweep through the Northeastern corridor of Italy -- and this pairing would have their say on both Milan goals.